David RaffinGive Me a Ring Sometime, Whydontcha?Got married once at the 24 HOUR CHURCH of ELVIS. A coin operated operation. Store Front. Up the Alley.May 15, 2021May 15, 2021
David Raffin199x. A Nazi skinhead walks up to me.Relieved, I said “Thank you.“Apr 22, 2021Apr 22, 2021
David RaffinA classy dirty jokeIf you have no time to send a nude selfie perhaps a line drawing? Primitive. Primal.Mar 6, 2021Mar 6, 2021
David RaffinThe root of the problemMy friend was walking down the street at night and she tripped over a tree root on the sidewalk. Bending down she noticed it looked exactly…Mar 6, 2021Mar 6, 2021
David RaffinQuestion:Does everyone in Nantucket do a bunch of kinky rhyming shit?Mar 6, 2021Mar 6, 2021
David RaffinSpring is coming.People ask about pointed sticks I sell. Certified organic.Mar 6, 2021Mar 6, 2021
