David RaffinGive Me a Ring Sometime, Whydontcha?Got married once at the 24 HOUR CHURCH of ELVIS. A coin operated operation. Store Front. Up the Alley.2 min read·May 15, 2021----
David Raffin199x. A Nazi skinhead walks up to me.Relieved, I said “Thank you.“1 min read·Apr 22, 2021----
David RaffinA classy dirty jokeIf you have no time to send a nude selfie perhaps a line drawing? Primitive. Primal.1 min read·Mar 6, 2021----
David RaffinThe root of the problemMy friend was walking down the street at night and she tripped over a tree root on the sidewalk. Bending down she noticed it looked exactly…1 min read·Mar 6, 2021----
David RaffinQuestion:Does everyone in Nantucket do a bunch of kinky rhyming shit?1 min read·Mar 6, 2021----
David RaffinSpring is coming.People ask about pointed sticks I sell. Certified organic.1 min read·Mar 6, 2021----